As Cunning as a Fox’s Tale – Samantha Fox
I think I may have hit on a perfect keyword focused post which just may get search engines purring. It’s the story of an ex topless model and a pussy. Add Thailand to the tale and every pervert who ever owned a PVC mac should arrive here shortly after I hit publish. This post is more cunning than a foxes tail.
Earlier this month former British Page 3 model Samantha Fox (photo source jeroen020) visited Koh Samui in Thailand and was bitten by a suspected rabid cat. For those not in the know Page 3 models have appeared in Britain’s biggest selling newspaper The Sun since 1970 and are often referred to as glamour models. A check on my online dictionary revealed glamour to mean ‘ having an air of allure, romance and excitement,’ and not ‘all boobs and bum.’
Back in the 80’s our Sam had the kind of assets most men wanted to get their hands on. London born lass Sam first appeared topless in The Sun newspaper back in 1983 at the age of 16 under the appropriate headline “Sam, 16, Quits A-Levels for Ooh-Levels”. She soon became Britain’s favourite pin up and her breasts were insured for £250,000 but in 1986 she retired from page 3 modelling to take up a career as a singer.
Samantha’s hit single Touch Me (I Want Your Body) released in 1986 reached the top 10 in both the UK and America charts. In 2003 Sam admitted to being in love with her female manager Myra Stratton and the press release confirmed her rumoured sexual status.
“But I can’t keep saying, ‘Maybe,’ or denying it. It is time to let people know where my heart is. People keep trying to say I’m a lesbian. I don’t know what I am. All I know is that I’m in love with Myra. I love her completely and want to spend the rest of my life with her.”
Sam’s singing career never touched the heights of her modelling one and now aged 44 she recently appeared in the reality TV show I’m a Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here. Sam’s 36D breasts were voted out on Day 16.
The diminutive North London girl and girlfriend Myra were holidaying on the beautiful island of Koh Samui when a cat (photo by Smath) proved two pussies are company but three’s a crowd. The former sex kitten was bitten by one of the island’s many stray cats.
The pair were dining at one of the paradise island’s restaurants when animal lover Sam was bitten on the finger by a cat she had been feeding.
‘I love animals, especially cats, but over there (Thailand) they’re treated like rats and are left to fend for themselves. I ended up feeding a lot of them, giving them bits of shellfish after dinner.
‘This one was laying on my feet and I thought we were getting on really well so I went to stroke him, but he bit me so hard, it went down to the bone.’
The restaurant owner said the feline was known locally as a ‘crazy cat’ and was a possible rabies carrier. Samantha immediately went to the island’s Lamai Medical Clinic where she received vaccinations against the disease. It’s good odds one of the clinic’s doctors suggested injecting the vaccine into her bottom, but only after massaging it with a good dab of tiger balm first. What else would you use on a sex kitten.
Since returning to the UK Sam has undergone a series of blood tests and has been given the all clear against the killer virus.
Rabies kills an estimated 55,000 people a year and is most active in parts of Africa and Asia. In Thailand some dogs, cats, monkeys and bats carry the disease and if you are bitten by an animal it is advisable to seek hospital treatment straight away. For more information on rabies symptoms and prevention click on the link here Health Encyclopedia.
To view more photos of Sam on her official website then lock your bedroom door and click this link Samantha Fox.
My apologies for this being such a cat (rubbish) post.